"What? You don't think I have the balls to drive this here pick em up truck? Well, step back son and I'll show you a thing or two."

This was right before several County Sheriff's were called to the farm!!

This new little guy has been named Ugly. I think he's cute though. When he runs, his big 'ol ears flop massively up and down. It's just the cutest.

He is a Brahma cross. I'm not sure what else.

We have an electric fence on the east side of our yard that joins their pasture. Ugly just walks right under it he's so short.

He doesn't let us get too close so I haven't been able to pet him yet.

There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple...Is cheese the plural of choose?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?

Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?

Park on driveways and drive onparkways?

Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly.

Boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

Frankly Speaking ,English is a funny Language !

Sam decided he wanted a new pair of authentic cowboy boots.

When he arrived home, he stood in front of his wife and said, "Honey, do you notice anything different about me?"

Doris looked him up and down. "Nope," she said.

Sam went into the bedroom and took off all of his clothes except for the new cowboy boots. He went back to his wife and said, "Now do you notice anything different?"

Again, Doris looked Sam up and down. She said, "Yesterday it was looking down, last week it was looking down and tomorrow it will be looking down."

Sam said, "That's because it's looking down at my new cowboy boots."

"Then you should have bought a hat!"