A "Joe Bob" citing

We saw Joe Bob at a local dive that we normally don't see him at. He had a young blonde on his arm. He also acted different. Normally he's very friendly and smiling. This time he ducked tail and left quickly.

We asked about this blonde on Joe Bob's arm when we next went back to our normal bar.

"Oh, she's Dicky Wayne's ex-sister-in-law."

"If she's an ex, what's the problem?"

"Well, she and Job Bob got together while she was still married to Dicky Wayne's brother."

"Oooo. That's not good."

"When Dicky Wayne comes in, don't bring it up. We'll never get him to shut up about it."

I have changed the names of the guys involved to protect ME...not their identity.

Whew, what a web we weave. Gotta love it!!