A two-lane farm-to-market road and an extra large double wide are not compatible.

The header guy driving the pick up in front of this overly wide load actually motioned for ME to get over. And what? Drive in the ditch? I motioned for him to get over. And I then motioned at the driver of the too-wide-for-the-road to get over!

Who do they think they are? Split the thing apart if it's too wide. Geeezzzz!

And I haven't even had any caffeine yet!